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Ben Jack Greatholder

Small man with an even smaller willy, also posesses small man rage
Ben Jack Greatholders such a loser omg
by Nig Cheese April 6, 2020
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jack of all stats

Jack of All Stats is a Standard Character Type in videogames.

The Jack of All Stats is defined by its lack of weaknesses or strengths. It's greatest strength is a lack of weaknesses, but it's greatest weakness is a lack of strengths.

In terms of game balancing, a Jack of All Stats character is pretty good at everything, but it is sub-par when compared to characters that specialize.

If the Jack of All Stats is next to worthless compared to specialized characters, it is instead known as a Master of None.
If the Jack of All Stats is much more powerful than the specialized characters, it is instead known as a Master of All.
"What build you running?"
"I like being good at everything. I'll run a Jack of All Stats."
"Yeah, sure. Have fun being master of none!"
by suntan50 March 30, 2016
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Jacks Hot Dad

A really hot fat man who owns a tech company
Someone: Who do you like?
me: Jacks hot dad
by Mitchell4206911 December 23, 2020
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Pebble dash the jacks

Explosive diahorrea

Etymology:

Pebble dash: concrete and pebble render applied to building facades esp in UK / Ireland during the 70s and 80s. The net effect on the inside of the toilet bowl is similar, albeit generally in brown.

Jacks: UK / Irish slang for toilet
Sarah found that yoga upset her stomach so much that she had to leave class and pebble dash the jacks for 15 minutes.
by singlewhitegov November 23, 2011
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6 seconds Jack

A time bound measure of the performance of the man who refers to himself as "The Machine Gunn"
The Machine Gunn pounded away for what seemed like 7.5 hours but what in reality was merely 6 seconds Jack.
by mgunn_jack March 17, 2016
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jickety jack

a word used by the bottom-dwelling population of males (usually ages 15-22) with the hopes of sounding "sweet ass" and the long-term goal of having 20 inch rims on their escalade while wearing ice.
"Yo brotha I was so jickety jack dat I thunk I's a real thug"
by Merriam Websta September 1, 2008
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She Jacked

to be verbally reduced to buying background checks on people that are of a higher caliber then you.

to be abused in a chat room be several peopel for being a scumbag loser

to having nothing going for yourself in life, a complete loser leaching off others
you got She Jacked bad!
by Dpcx of aol July 30, 2008
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