Ben Jack Greatholder

Small man with an even smaller willy, also posesses small man rage

Ben Jack Greatholders such a loser omg

by Nig Cheese April 6, 2020

Jacks Hot Dad

A really hot fat man who owns a tech company

Someone: Who do you like?
me: Jacks hot dad

by Mitchell4206911 December 23, 2020

6 seconds Jack

A time bound measure of the performance of the man who refers to himself as "The Machine Gunn"

The Machine Gunn pounded away for what seemed like 7.5 hours but what in reality was merely 6 seconds Jack.

by mgunn_jack March 17, 2016

The Bl-jack Death

an incurable illness brought on by too much exposure to the dark side of the internet, symptoms include trauma, uncontrollable flashbacks, nausea, insomnia, paranoia and psychosis.

"man everytime i sleep i keep seeing images of that dead guys dick with a nail through it, i think iv got the bl-jack death"

by Bljack death sufferer November 27, 2012

Jack off shack

the stall in a dorm or shared bathroom that you or someone else always beats their meet in.

"Has anyone seen Dan?"
"He's in the bathroom and I saw him go into the jack off shack so it'll be a while"

by lillukey August 16, 2018

jickety jack

a word used by the bottom-dwelling population of males (usually ages 15-22) with the hopes of sounding "sweet ass" and the long-term goal of having 20 inch rims on their escalade while wearing ice.

"Yo brotha I was so jickety jack dat I thunk I's a real thug"

by Merriam Websta September 1, 2008

She Jacked

to be verbally reduced to buying background checks on people that are of a higher caliber then you.

to be abused in a chat room be several peopel for being a scumbag loser

to having nothing going for yourself in life, a complete loser leaching off others

you got She Jacked bad!

by Dpcx of aol July 30, 2008