Wizard Sex

Covid-19

“Hey I was hanging out with you gf and had wizard sex”

by Quasex October 4, 2020

Sex Dance

A thing where 2 people fuck on a large pedestal and 1 person stands behind them blowing into a flute while dancing or doing some ritual dance and everybody else is down stage also doing the same ritual as the dance leader behind the 2 fuckers are doing

fuckers: start to fuck

dance leader: plays music while dancing a ritual

pedestrians: dance along to the music and the dance leader and the people fucking

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1: yo dude we did a sex dance last week

2: oh nice I hope it was good watching your wife get fucked by some other guy while some crackhead plays a song with a flute to his nose and watching 40 other people dance along

by cracklord69 October 6, 2020

reset sex

Single sexual act that takes place as an attempt to stop a partner from leaving a relationship due to lack of sex. It usually takes place in a dead bedroom relationship where sexual relations between a couple has become rare occurrence. The high-libido partner, who is disappointed about the lack of sex, starts taking actions to exit the relationship. The low-libido partner, who is generally satisfied with the lack of sex, does not want to end the relationship and decides to have sex with the high-libido partner to prevent that from happen. The low-libido partner believe that this single sexual act is enough to reset the clock and stop the partner from leaving. The reset sex is a temporary fix to a relationship dying due the lack of sex.

I would have left the relationship a long-time ago if it hadn't been for the reset sex.

by SwiperXE April 19, 2018

Sustainable Sex

It's when two people are extremely de-hydrated, but in order to save water, and hence the planet, they engage in a sexual activity of 69, having both genitals in respective oral capacities. They then proceed to relieve themselves of bodily fluids so it becomes a cycle of flowing liquid which will moisten up them throats.

"I'm an environmentalist! I do Sustainable Sex!"

by D Anal Chu Ang September 30, 2017

Holy Sex

Like saying "Holy shit" or "Holy tits" or "Holy fuck" but this one just sounds more cool and is mostly used when talking about a smoking hot babe.

Jeff: Holy shit look at that chick waking on the sidewalk

You: Holy sex she's hot

by JOVELOAD June 13, 2017

the Sex Stab

confessing your feeling to someone or partaking in sexual intercourse by stabbing them in the anus

employing the Sex Stab:
"jerry...there's something i wanted to tell you"
"wha-AAAAGH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
"but i love you jerry!"
"GET THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY FUCKING ASS"

by gogurtguzzler June 17, 2017

sex wrench

A tool that can be used to fix a variety of your sex machines.

Alice have you seen my sex wrench? I need it so i can fix my sex fax machine to fax you that sex document.

by fuccuglyg0d November 7, 2017