Precise Guy

Usually a friend in a group that calculates everything to the penny, including the bill at the diner, but not because he is cheap. He is also someone who cannot accept a range of dates as an answer to a trivia question or a past score from a World Series game or Super Bowl without googling it.

Tim:Hey Bill, you know I just learned from John that Pacino didn't win an Oscar for Scarface.
Bill: Really, I just learned that John is the Precise Guy, and keeps googling every movie we mentioned just now, over dinner. to find out the exact year it came out.

Tim:By the way Bill, John says you owe exactly $14.28 cents for your meal.

by Tonytoys July 27, 2016

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fist a guy friday

when you have had a long day and you go crack a cold one and just wanna fist your buddy/friend

come on caden let me do it it’s “fist a guy friday”

by gang member 69 November 2, 2023

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That Guy

That Guy is an individual who ruins the vibe group settings, typically concerning fandom or team-based games. He will typically begin his antics with no self-awareness, though what sets him apart from people who have typical social-awkwardness is his doubling-down upon being called out for his shit behavior.

That Guy may partake in any of the following: make inappropriate comments/jokes at inopportune times/places, get into arguments with others constantly over a wide range of issues, flirt with others while ignoring all rejections, and/or partake in a variety of elitist actions which push into the realm of elitism.

Kenny really had to be "that guy" and ruin DnD last night by bullying Dan for being new to the group.

by starmandx January 20, 2025

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