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Meat Off

A competition where two individuals race to see who can finish a serving of lukewarm sloppy joe meat on a paper plate. Typically this event is held for the love of a third party.
“Dude, I can’t wait to go to the Jack and Gordon meat off tonight!”
by stackin2high January 23, 2025
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Burning Raw Meat

The act of putting 'Deep Heat' around ones genital area and embracing the immense pain as the mentholatum is absorbed.
He was so drunk he tried Burning Raw Meat! Poor guy didn't know what hit him.
by ButtPiracy101 January 17, 2013
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meat sandwich

A gay three-way orgy (involving males only for female definition see meatless sandwich)
Stan, Gary and Bob created a meat sandwich when that all had sex together.
by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016
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Meat trumpet

Eli Melas of redwoord City California is certified to teach the meat trumpet.
Cole Cortner AKA "OLD DIRTY NINJA" of Chinle Arizona is probably his most recognized student.

some claim Cole can blow a better Meat Trumpet than even Elias Melas. what Mr. Cortner does with an even smaller trumpet is mesmerizing according to the ARIZONA SUN Newspaper
Cole blows his Meat Trumpet Morning Noon and Night.
by Old Dirty Ninja June 26, 2025
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Meat grinder

Meat grinder: getting a BJ while teeth are scraping on the penis.
My penis is raw from the meat grinder I got last night at the party.
by Tram2016 February 15, 2019
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meat

(noun): Slang word used by child molesters/pedophiles to refer to pre-pubescent children. Invented by Ainsley Harriott during a "cooking" session.
by Manuele Pepe November 13, 2017
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Meat Log

A meat log can be either hard or floppy ans is over 5.3 inches or it is considered a sitck
"Dude out that stick in me"
"It"s a massive meat log bro but it's going in anyway"
"Sure thing bro"
by Big Tipiler Cylinder February 15, 2020
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