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cringe boy

A name given to an individual has no social skills nor friends. They have the aptitude to create pure cringe. Affected people, who are considered normal by the norms of society, are hurt mentally and physically by this individual. Confrontation of this person may cause severe depression, suicidal thoughts, deep frustration, anger issues, bursts of uncontrollable laughter, rolling of the eyes, face palming and temporary loss of mental capabilities.
Cringe boy : 10 feet away, alone, not knowing anyone in the room, never having achieved a successful social contact with anyone there and bursting out in a muffled laughter while rubbing and pulling his hands together like a retard

"Hey guys, look at this meme, it's so funny!"

Others: Not listening nor looking back at the cringe boy, not even thinking they are being addressed by this socially awkward walking meme, continuing their business

Cringe boy: After 10 seconds of looking at the normal group with a smile on his face and a glare of hope in his eyes, still rubbing his hands together.
"Oh right, I'm talking to a wall"

Group of normal people: Laughing and making jokes about lolies and underaged girls
"If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Cringe boy: Walking up to the group, in a serious manner with a hard slow canadian accent.
"No, No, No! If her age is on the clock, she's not ready for the cock!"

Normal group of people: Discussing about the patch notes for LoL, talking about the Ravenous HYDRA item...

Cringe boy: Gets up and walks to the group, leaning in and whispering in one of the group's member's ear with a dark and creepy voice
"Heil Hydra..."
Proceeds to go back to his place
by SpychoMonkey December 2, 2016
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Fuck boy

A so called "real man" who breaks up with you over text message while dodging you for two and a half days.
Look at that fuck boy, yukking it up with the people he pretends to hate.
by Dohboy12334 October 12, 2016
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boy cow

Boy cow , the act of tucking your genitals between your legs bending over , and mooing as if to simulate the back end of a young male cow
Hey Todd have you ever seen a boy cow ? Mooooooooooooo .

Sex with Timmy was great last night , I was so turned on when he showed me his boy cow.
by Leroybrowncraka August 27, 2017
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eh boi

"Wanna do some maple syrup shots bud?"
"Eh boi!"
by @therealcanadianz October 3, 2017
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bitty boy

Bitty boy is a mummy's boy. Bitty meaning " breast fed " so bitty boy has attachment issues.
Bitty boy gets his mum to do everything
by Misskellie October 3, 2017
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Fuck boy

1) Talks to you for months, doesn't give you his number

2)Has baby momma, but sleeps with other girls

3)Says he loves you, lives with someone else
You may be be a fuck boy if you fall into these categories
by fOx42009 December 8, 2016
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Beansy Boy

A person who loves bugs 🐜, and is often attracted to the dark side. Fan of Darth Vader (mainly because he’s on the dark side), and Game Of Thrones (just because it’s the best show on the planet).
That kid is being such a Beansy Boy.
by Lord Pomeranian April 21, 2019
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