bijan job

When Bijan Izadi inspects Joe DeFilippo's huge brass balls using a forklift and metal detector, much to the chagrin of Sam Ovens.

Joe had a Bijan job last week and got the all clear.

by JoeTheJester August 04, 2024

Mow-job

Any yard work performed with the promise of oral sex as compensation

Joe: "How much did you earn doing yard work today son"
Billy: "Only $20, but I was orally abused by the lady in the house down at the end of the street."
Joe: "Ah, nothing like the summer mow-job"

by samweis August 24, 2011

Snow Job

The act of giving a blow job while sitting or standing in the snow

Jim: How did you enjoy your snow day yesterday?
James: It was great, I got Jess to give me a snow job.

by The AwkwardTree January 17, 2018

Snow Job

When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.

Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Snow Job

When a girl rubs an ice cube on your testicles while performing oral sex

Person 1: "Did you hear that John got a snow job from Stacy"
Person 2: "Damn I got one from her last week and my balls are still freezing"

by Donnyfootball2 November 09, 2015

snow job

giving a blow job with ice in your mouth

ever had a snow job mr. frosty

by v4mp174 November 26, 2024

Snow Job

When you cum in a woman's mouth and she simultaneously sneezes it onto you.

As Sarah was sucking off John in the spring, her allergies went off, giving John an accidental snow job.

by JoeMamaFat69 December 08, 2019