Yimtinto P.R. Syndrome

A disease caused by the lack of one kidney for a prolonged time, usually pared with a week immune system. It can cause severe hives, brittle bones, excessive swelling, and loss of hair. The name itself was coined by Dr. Jimmy Yimtinto, and it was named after Jimmy’s brother, Hil-Bratcher Yimtinto, who first (on record) contracted the disease. The “P.R.” stands for Proactive Retonement. So this disease is the Yimtinto Proactive Retonement Syndrome.

I’m so sorry for your mother contracting Yimtinto P.R. Syndrome.

by Genomenreu DDD April 1, 2023

Repeated Tune Syndrome

When your brain recalls the same tune over and over for a long period of time.

An example of Repeated Tune Syndrome would be singing the main chorus of "We Will Rock You" by Queen on repeat like so......we will we will rock you, we will we will rock... you and so on.

by Jtravers January 12, 2011

Blender Dick Syndrome

When someone has a dick so ugly it looks it has been through a blender.

He is hot, but he has Blender Dick Syndrome, so I wouldn't hook up with him.

by Chicken_Supreme August 8, 2019

sore ass syndrome

That unpleasant feeling in your hindquarters after you have ridden your bicycle for the first time in months.

One thing I dislike about early spring is the sore ass syndrome I get from riding my bicycle for the first time after a long, cold winter.

by rickbbiking March 31, 2013

Chidi Anagonye Syndrome

Analysis paralysis (or paralysis by analysis) describes an individual or group process when overanalyzing or overthinking a situation can cause forward motion or decision-making to become "paralyzed", meaning that no solution or course of action is decided upon.

Chidi of The Good Place is the ultimate example of Analysis Paralysis and it has now been renamed in the DSM-21(not really) to reflect this.

Tommyhanksy:
Also known as the Chidi Anagonye Syndrome

u/mymomcallsmeoops:
That isn’t even a real thing, I googled it. You’re full of shirt.

by Bobby Denver February 2, 2021

New Friend Syndrome

When you make a new friend and you feel the need to constantly talk to and message them to the point of annoying them. This happens more often with girls than boys, but there are rare cases of Male New Friend Syndrome.

Audrey: Uh-oh, I think I'm starting to annoy Alexis. I should probably stop messaging her so much until my New Friend Syndrome calms down.

by Trollzaya June 24, 2013

Japanese Flag Syndrome

The sickness where you spend most of your time sitting on the toilet, usually the day after eating spicy fast foods.

Joe called in sick to work, said he had an extra spicy indian last night and his ass now looks like the Japanese flag.

Ah the old Japanese Flag Syndrome then? Rough day ahead for Joe!

by defunkt October 1, 2011