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rock-spastic

A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.
Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.

Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
by keyline September 21, 2017
mugGet the rock-spasticmug.

The "ROCK"

RIP Stack Bundles, The illest rapper from the "Rock"
by pornstar1 January 11, 2018
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its the version of cloudy with a chance of meat balls they show in the hood!
Shequada-ey yo i watched cloudy with a chance of crack rocks! last night nd it was maddd gooood n word
by martyh October 28, 2011
mugGet the cloudy with a chance of crack rocks!mug.

Rock

A man who lets his wife or girlfriend have sex with other men. Often the man lets her do whatever she wants and treat him like shit. Also likes to spy on other people having sex with his women.

(Short version of cuckold)
Rock watched his lady get fucked by nick. What a Cuck!
by wb2ruigb92gb2rgb92ebe9b November 9, 2017
mugGet the Rockmug.
A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.
"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."
by Palumboss June 3, 2019
mugGet the You got a rock in your pocket?mug.

Blowjob on the rocks

A Blowjob were the penis gets inserted into the mouth while it is filled with cubes of ice. Giving a rather "interesting" stimulation.
At a family gathering
Wife "Hey what do you want for dinner?"
Son-in-Law: "Blowjob on the rocks for me hun."
Parents-in-law: A what??
by Kha6 January 4, 2021
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Rock Rage

Rock Rage is a term used to describe an extreme state of uncontrolled psychotic aggression, resulting from abuse of either Methamphetamine or Crack Cocaine.
"Did you see that tweaker smashing windows and screaming in the street? He has a real bad case of Rock Rage"
by RecoveringAddict92 May 18, 2025
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