poop

funny poo uh oh stinky

my poop is itching and how can i itch my poop?

by FunnyJokesThatIsFunny July 25, 2022

zoom poop

When you mute and turn off the camera in a Zoom to go poop really fast so no one notices.

I was in this long 2 hour meeting and had to Zoom Poop twice. Glad no one noticed.

by secnewt July 26, 2022

Poop

A toddler's favorite wordy and if you ad Y to the end, their go-to insult.

Person 1 Can I pwease have a cookie?
Person 2 No, it's almost dinner time.
Person 1 You're a poopy poop!

by FluffyPuppy2011 July 29, 2022

Politician Poop

A dump where your colon, and subsequently, the majority of your toilet are full of shit like a politician. This bowel movement is the result of a fiber rich diet, and is noted by several productive pushes, an overuse of toilet paper, and the need to flush more than once to get rid of the mess.

"I'm sorry I'm late. I had to take a politician poop, and it took twenty minutes to flush it all down."

by King12401 July 31, 2022

Poop

Something that comes out of you, but there are many variations-~-

Green Goblin
1. It is lumpy, soft and green, its what happens when you eat too much blue ice cream

Normie
2. No pain just slides out and goes

Guillotine

3. This is diarrhea you will be scared when you sleep

That are the og 3 the rest are artificials

Person 1: I have not peed or pooped in the past few days

Person 2: Just go poo

by Afishgato June 6, 2022

Poop

You can poop in a toilet.

‘I’m gonna go poop now’

by St4rb4tzz June 6, 2022

poop sock

a sock filled with the shit you kept in it for 20 years while you play league of legends.

conner david lee ellis who lives in Hall, Indiana with his mom Amber Ellis, no father figure no weapons for defense and no protective dog, gone on weekends for camping and other things, vulnerable home with many valuables, door is usually unlocked. Key under rock at the front door, he owns a poop sock tho.

by poopshittnigga June 8, 2022