one-eyed snake

I'm pretty sure it's another word for penis. Yea, it is. It's a fucking dick.

Jessica: I'd love to see what's in your pants. Is it big?

Charlie: Of course, I got a one-eyed snake.

by That dude with the large penis April 9, 2009

smoke the fat one

To be trippen on dope

man he smokes the fat one every day

by no December 10, 2003

One Last Vengeance

One Last Vengeance (or OLV) is a grindcore, heavy metal band created in late 2008 in Orting, Washington. It consists of 5 band members;

Kan Irei- Lead guitarist;

Ryan Olds- Second guitarist;
Rian- Bass;
Cody Anglin- Drums;
Jake Smith- Vocals;
The band has played in many shows throughout Washington, winning second place at Grahamstock in May of 2009. Ryan and Kan have written a few songs together, along with Jake Smith screaming random names of fruits to the crowd. One Last Vengeance is great if you like Screamo, Heavy Metal, Grindcore, or Hardcore music.

Jake: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME OLV?!?!

Crowd: Woooo! We love you One Last Vengeance!!

(Watch out for these guys, they may be a new band, but they are good! )

by olvfan June 20, 2009

one eared dog

A loser with no social skills , an underachiever that,s going nowhere. a person thats so fucked up there is no help now or ever.A person even the best talking doctor can,t help.

Rich dragged another one eared dog to the party last week.

by rexcars May 27, 2009

one-wang-away

When two gay men have had sex with the same man, but haven't had sex with each other. A useful tool for deciding whether or not a potential sexual partner is out of your league.

"Do you think I have a shot with Adam?"
"Sure, you guys are one-wang-away."
"We are? How?"
"He dated Trevor last fall."
"Awesome."

by Juicien Durfus November 14, 2009

One hand on the binoculars

A phrase to insinuate that someone (usually male) was watching someone else through binoculars - already in creepy stalker territory - but was also doing so while masturbating.

Hey girl, I saw you across the street yesterday!

Yeah - with one hand on the binoculars!

by Bobstafarian June 22, 2010

one eyed fool

name given to ones penis

don't listen to the "one eyed fool".

by otcsofaking July 9, 2011