national jail break day

on august 25 at exactly 1:56 pm the police officers of all prisons must let their prisoners out or their moms will disapear.

virgin police officer #1: did you hear its national jail break day
virgin police officer #2: yeah i did, time to let the prisoners out
chad prisoner: im going to find your mom

by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021

national douchebag day

For all the douchebags who’ve cheated on

Ellie: happy national douchebag day!
Robert: thanks…

by Little guy 02 August 26, 2021

national beezy day

August 30th is national beezy day. It must be celebrated by fireworks and smoking pot. This is a very important holiday because this is when the world of music was invented.

It national beezy day bitch! smoke pot

by kkigvifffv August 28, 2021

national beezy day

National Beezy Day is the most important holiday because this is when the industry of music began, on August 30. This must be celebrated by music, and smoking pot.

Holy shit, it's National Beezy Day, let's smoke!

by kkigvifffv August 29, 2021

National Vans day

Everybody should wear vans on August 30, to celebrate national vans day💙

Hey what shoes are you wearing tomorrow ? Vans for national vans day!!

by journeyfaiyaz August 29, 2021

national girls day

National Girl day❣️ give her a hug let her know you love her, give her the best day she's ever lived✨

Hey babe/beast friend / there name I love you happy National girls day what do you want to do...

by Holla mei amigito August 31, 2021

national sorbet day

national sorbet day is celebrated on the second day of september, aka no simp september, this day is for my friends birthday, known as sorbet. HEADASS CAN SIMP THIS MONTH BECAUSE ITS HIS BDAY. NOT BASED 😒

"HAVE YOU HEARD OF NATIONAL SORBET DAY I HEARD THEYRE CELEBRATING THE BDAY OF A HOT MAN"
"YES ITS MY BDAY IM THE HOT MAN"

by theheadassblank September 1, 2021