Irritable Barden Syndrome

A disease in the category of mental retardation. The center of a mammal's brain is taken over by Dringi. The disease causes the host to always be irritable, as if there is a huge wooden thorn in their left foot. Typical side effects are a whooping cough and Mononucleosis for 17 years. There is only one creature known to have this unfortunate disease.

I am not feeling well. I think I have Irritable Barden Syndrome.

by 1011B January 29, 2014

Runner's Bowel Syndrome

When a person runs faster or longer than they're accustomed to, they might have sharp, sudden urges to defecate. The defecation is usually diarrheal, and the runner feels greatly relieved afterwards.

(2 Men are running in the woods.)

Man #1 - I can't believe we've ran for 10 miles!

Man #2 - Neither can I. But can we stop soon? I think I might be catching Runner's Bowel Syndrome.

by run4life2011 October 10, 2011

Save Me Syndrome

When somebody is saved by someone and immediately ''falls in love'' with them. whether they end up having any chemistry or not and often end up ignoring any legitimate affection from other people in favor of whoever they are chasing. They may or may not get over it. Let's face it, they probably won

''Sara is really fawning over Jon.''
''Well he did save her from being hit by that car a while back. I think she just has a case of save me syndrome.''

by starcasme August 3, 2018

Player One Syndrome

The feeling you get when you can no longer distinguish a tangible understanding of reality, you feel that you are at the centre and nothing else is real, like you are player 1 in life and that everything else only exists when you are there and that other people are only NPC's (Non-Player Characters).

I think I'm suffering from Player One Syndrome I cant tell what is real, like I'm Player 1 in my own video game.

by Keneth Palin July 9, 2014

False Nap Syndrome

A sleeping disorder characterized by attempting to go to sleep earlier than usual, only to wake up a couple hours later. This is due to the person's brain thinking they are only taking a nap, rather than wanting to sleep for a full night.

Affects mostly frequent nap takers, night owls, and those with no sleep schedule.

A: Oh wow, you look terrible.
B: I know. I tried to go to bed at 10 last night, but I woke up again at midnight and couldn't fall back asleep.
A: Sounds like a case of False Nap Syndrome. That's what you get for staying up until 4 AM every night.

by Cenex September 26, 2012

Gossip Girl Syndrome

The act in which an individual dramatizes or completely lies about scenarios to make their banal lives resemble the CW show “Gossip Girl”. These outlandish stories typically involve the topics of money, business, scandals, cheating, sex, and drugs to an exaggerated point. Those with this diagnosis will also go out of their way to prove they are "rich" and lead much more interesting and scandalous lives than you (when in reality they don't).

Gia: Yesterday Megan was talking about she apparently slept with her dad's co-worker than blew half the money in her trust fund shopping, I think she's lying..
Margot: Definitely Gossip Girl Syndrome as well.

by skinnysexycoolgirl June 29, 2021

Hot Boy Syndrome

Hot Boy Syndrome (HBS) is a disorder when a male or female becomes so "obsessed" with hot guys that they are willing to go great lengths for them regardless of personality. People suffering from HBS are known to do everything from cheat for there lover to even fight other people for them.

Linsey fought Grace because grace has a crush on Rick. She totally has Hot boy Syndrome

Nick despises Dusty because she flirts with that hot guy. He can't help it. He has Hot Boy Syndrome

Wanda you have hot Boy Syndrome , all you do is talk about hot guys

by LK59 January 16, 2016