Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

your mom<3

use this when you hear any question

them: “what’s your favorite dinner”
you: “your mom<3” lol also i love you addyson. forever and always.

by iloveaddyson lol November 25, 2021

Crash 3:13

A very popular baseball phrase which is derived from the holy bible according to Crash Davis.

"Fuck the World"

-"Coach I dont know, Im nervous"
-"Son, remember Crash 3:13. Fuck the world! This is your game and your time to shine."

by Crash313 December 30, 2009

December 3

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day! Let’s admit it, she’s probably not doing so well right now so be a good s/o and give her your hoodie!

Guy: bro your girlfriend looks so depressed

Boyfriend: we’ll it’s December 3rd so I guess I’ll give her my hoodie
**wraps her in a big hug**

by Kotlc buddy :) December 2, 2021

Half life 3

Turn the word "GABEN" into wing dings, and you'll see the truth...

Half life 3

by Hehe d November 23, 2020

S^3

Shit, Shower, Shave. The optimal method in which a man prepares to leave the house.

A: Hey, I'm going to John Doe's party? Are you coming?
B: Yeah, of course. Let me just S^3 first.

by mjrrkim September 7, 2012

olive <3

olive is an amazing person. they are cute and fun. they can make you laugh all the time and are very relatable. they know how you feel from glances and know how to make you feel better. they know how to pick good friends and have a pretty large friend group. they have great fashion sense and is very cultured. they do not live under a rock.
they are hopeless romantics and rarely have crushes, but when they do their a sucker for that person. they’re trusting in their close friends and confide in them about their feelings.

they would never leave anyone on read and understands how it feels.
they are just downright da bomb

omg!! i met olive <3 today, they’re so cool!!
omg i bet, all olives are cool 😎

by urmothersmom March 17, 2022