don't count your chickens before they hatch

You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.

Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

by Crackle Dackle December 13, 2016

dirt mcgirt ol' chicken chow mein

dirt mcgirts asian special

DC: dirt mcgirt ol' chicken chow mein

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

i hear you clucking big chicken

I understand what you are saying

Person 1: Gas prices are way too high.
Person 2: I hear you clucking big chicken.

by hattrickcheeto December 9, 2008

top notched chicken headed hoe

a bitch that think she hot but is just another silly chicken headed hoe but think she is all that.

"the girl that my cat has more hair than is a top notched chicken headed hoe that think she cute honey ur just a silly hoe"

by debcincin May 12, 2009

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

When something is going on and you're stressed and you would just rather die

Teacher: you will have to do exercises from 1 to 50
Me under my breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019

I like hot sauce on my chicken

"Hotsauce", meaning semen, and "chicken" as in womens breasts. So it's a lesser dirty way of saying I like jizz on a girls tits.

I always tell girls I sleep with " I like hot sauce on my chicken".

by Bangerang slang November 11, 2018

Shut your skin tone chicken bone

A series of insults that will make any person regret coming into this plane of existense.

Friend: Ur mum gae

You: man shut your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student lone indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormona post malone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone ass up...

by YourAvgGuy September 27, 2023