Donald Trump's penis

Small

Nothing is smaller then Donald Trump's penis.

by Kartoffel May 22, 2016

Whale Penis Leather

The ultimate in ostentatiousness, when money is no object and taste is not a factor. One feature of a new $1.5 million Russian SUV is its whale penis leather interior.

Beth just spent a fortune redecorating her apartment. I wouldn't be surprised if she got a whale penis leather couch.

by edac2 February 12, 2010

Penis Bowl Haircut

when a dude or chick gets a haircut that looks like the head of a penis

damn look at that penis bowl haircut on that dude he looks like a penis

by AllisonRealGurl March 5, 2011

tortured eagle penis

when something smells or looks so bad so bad its compared to an eagles penis that has been mutilated

thats more ugly than a tortured eagle penis

by 2497245156 February 20, 2011

trench foot penis

After excessive unprotected sexual encounters, one may develop skin lesions or other unwanted afflictions on the member. These afflictions can cause reproductive harm or damage other bodily functions, as well as being extremely painful.

I just bedded three women in one day, now I have trench foot penis.

by Hussanut June 21, 2019

Penis in my asshole

A reply to basically any circumstance that life has dealt you. Usage is normally followed by others near you repeating variations on the original statement. Also best used around homophobes.

"I just lost the game, penis in my asshole." says Guy 1
"No, penis in MY asshole" says Guy 2
"You're all wrong, penis in MY asshole." says Guy 3

by The Cancerous Goose May 5, 2015

Micah's Penis Size

The size equivalent to the length of 37 football fields end-to-end

Look, our plane will fly 3 Micah's Penis Size over to New York.

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019