nipples on my balls

the act in which a bitch is sucking your cock and her tits are tickeling your balls while she does it. Feels nice.

Nipples on my balls, lean back!

by Jeff Hawpee May 4, 2006

choke my chicken

to jack off or to jack somebody else off.

I need to choke my chicken tonight im lonely.

by Eight Trak December 27, 2005

my ears are bleeding

(Idiom) this music/noise is terrible!

*plays some linkin park*


My ears are bleeding!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

blow my load

Used when the speaker is excessively-
a. Excited
b. Particularly Angry
c. Sexually motivated

I'm about to blow my load!

by NM319 January 25, 2009

glock in my rari

Glock = Gun made my the company Glock.

Rari = Short for Ferrari.

He has a cheap gun in his expensive car. This has nothing to do with anal sex.

I got a Glock in my rari, 17 shots, no 38

by Drew Peacock March 24, 2016

Suck my dick

An order to suck on the said person's penis (dick).

Pimp: "I told you to suck my dick!"
Ho: "Okay."

by John B Smith October 19, 2006

Bullet for My Valentine

Great Metalcore band. Signed by Trustkill Records in the USA. Currently touring the US. Their lyrics do have an emo side. They however, are NOT emo. And the people who listen to them are definitely NOT emo. Go to their concert, look and see. I saw 1 fat goth guy. No emos. The rest were crazed highschool metalheads.

BFMV Fan: *listening to music*

Asshole: What ya listening to?

BFMV Fan: Bullet for My Valentine

Asshole: Go cut urself emo child.

BFMV Fan: *beats the living shit out of the asshole*

Asshole: *cries in corner*

BFMV Fan: Who's the emo now bitch!?

Asshole: *Takes a gun to his head*

by Metal Head 555, not 666 June 28, 2007