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john

He is so damn sexy with a huge ass cock. He is tall, has dark brown hair, brown/green eyes. All the girls want him.
John Has A HUGE cock.
by leethalwilson April 12, 2019
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John Carlson

by beaaver August 19, 2025
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John Mayer'd

When someone replies to your messages with a reaction pic of John Mayer when you least expect it.
"Dude, I just got John Mayer'd."
"By who?"
"Lauren of course."
by John Mayer Stans July 24, 2018
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John Marshall Highschool

A Highschool in Moundsville, West Virginia. A Building full of fake whores, smelly drugged up rednecks, nasty fuck boys, nasty country girl skanks that have sex with dogs. Even the gays will talk behind your fucking back or cheat on you. Sex pest freaks who talk about wet dreams at the lunch table and will grab your ass in G.S.A club.

Even the teachers will bully you if you're gay or have autism. Then they will blame you for being bullied.

Fuck you Mr. Wilson.

Word to the Wise.
Take your real friends with you and escape that hell.
Class of 2022
John Marshall Highschool was the worst fucking thing that has ever happened to me.
by Something_Strange June 7, 2024
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John Big Mouth

(Also known as "BM")
The friend you thought could keep a dreadful secret but as soon as he has an audience of at least 4 (including you) he spoils the secret and rolls it off like "It's a little joke, man, what's the big deal" when everyone is pointing and laughing at you and you genuinely want to JOACAD.
Dave: *Invites 15 friends over for a party*
John: Dave, I got something to tell you. I have a "the hub" channel.
Dave: dw your secret is safe :)
*3 hours later*
Dave: Guys, since we are watching tv, lets watch the best "hub" videos, made by our friend John!!!
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN BIG MOUTH
by applesaue September 20, 2025
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Johns

When your a Quinn fucking John’s victim who gets victimized by everyone he interacts with.
Peter: who is a johns?

Steve: Quinn Fucking “Johns!!
by Geeker November 29, 2024
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John Vincent Orlando

A boy that is caring he cares about his family and fans. He deserves the world. He is someone you should want as your boyfriend. He won best Canadian act 2019 and 2020 and he is very hard working. He started YouTube at just 8 years old and now a 17 year old star
John Vincent Orlando is the most hardworking persona and is dedicated to do big things
by JOHNVINCENTORLANDOISBAE November 9, 2020
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