Fish and Shits

When you are finger-blasting both a woman (fish) and a man (shits) simultaneously

Had a great Toby Carvery with Mark and Angela, and then took them both home for Fish and Shits

by Novy3946 August 30, 2025

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Fish Fucker

For a special kind of fucker or wanker. An individual who is only capable of having sex with fish. Often mindlessly aggressive for no real reason. Only satisfied from sexual needs.

That fish fucker almost ran me over crossing the road when the sped up pointlessly to impress a bitch next to them.

by Aknownmouse September 10, 2025

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You lay your girl down with her head hanging off the end of the bed and her arms underneath her. then you get on a step stool and straddle her head facing away from her with a gummy worm dangling from your hairy beanbag . Keeping it just out of reach of her mouth as she try’s again and again to grab the gummy worm with her teeth and she can’t take her arms out from underneath her until she succeeds in grabbing the gummy worm with her teeth and then sticking it up your ass using only her tongue. Please note:: Also as an addendum to the Fish on you tie the gummy worm to fishing line and tie the line around your nuts to dangle . When she finally grabs a hold of the gummy worm with her mouth you thrust your hips up hard and scream “ fish on!!! And she has to hold the fucking gummy worm in her teeth till you settle down and she can tongue slide it into your waiting butthole !!

Yo Dude, I’m exhausted because my girl and I had about a two hour Fish On session last night !

by Dantana1143 September 20, 2025

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