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Snot Rocket Cum Sock

where you make an artificial pussy out of a sock and then proceed to shoot a snot rocket into it as a lubricant and then proceed to ejaculate into it.
hey have you tried the snot rocket cum sock it feels so good?
by allahs persnal fiddler May 26, 2020
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cum guzziling port-a-whore

a bitch that you can carry in your back pocket and gives you head any time you want
the other day i was so hard so i whipped out my cum guzziling port-a-whore and totally made mouth sex with that bitch
by thebombdiggidycock April 23, 2009
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Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH

Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH is what I scream when i'm being fucked while I jack off and cum.
Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH.
by eda-skip November 21, 2021
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fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm

A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the stoned on Maui Wowie, popper-bating, kind of orgasm a guy has when he masturbates with a fleshlight like I'm going to do tonight.
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm

A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off with a fleshlight while he's smoking weed and blows his load into it.
I smoked some mish-mican and gave myself an awesome fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm!
by USAF Cadet September 18, 2020
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Piss Infected Cum Bubble

Noun
Disparaging
Piss Infected Cum Bubble-
Refers to someone of of insignificance or unimportance, whose opinions and very existence are trivial, sometimes implies gross lack of sexual repute.
Paris Hilton is prancing around in front of the camera with her va-jay-jay hanging out of her skirt like the piss infected cum bubble she truly is.
by BKizzle8795 February 13, 2009
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cum-shot head-cheeseburger

A cum-shot head-cheeseburger is a grilled burger with a guy's head-cheese and cum-shot on it.
We went on a cadet picnic, but all they'd let me eat were cum-shot head-cheeseburgers!
by eda-skip October 13, 2021
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