John Laurens

John Laurens was this dude in the 1700's who is a totally a turtle boi and has all my love.
John Laurens is spicy
by Turtle_boi1754 September 20, 2020
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John Bono

Is the coolest kid in the world.
Do you know John Bono? Yes i know John he is the coolest.
by MrJvBono January 31, 2011
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The Trucker John

Someone who is subpar at Madden and constantly loses too the big dawg.
Wow, I hope I never pull The Trucker John when we play together.
by iiNTenSiiFy March 13, 2024
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john shell

Texas hillbilly with Hitler mustache
Wow john shell is here today
by Redryder March 21, 2017
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Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman during her period.
Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
by MarioCBreeze August 07, 2024
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Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.
Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
by MarioCBreeze August 07, 2024
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The John Stamos Proximity Effect

The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.
Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House
by Armacham85 October 30, 2010
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