Poon Bagel with Cream Cheese

When a guy fucks a jewish girl then cums all over her pussy.

Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific

by King of Poon January 7, 2009

Cheese eating surrender Monkeys

a frenchman, esp. soldier.

If France or the french and continental Europe had stood up to the Nazis, like Britain and Canada, rather than roll over like cheese eating surrender monkeys, then the war would've ended much earlier, saving the lives of hundreds of thousands of British, Canadian, Australian, American, and Russian soldiers.

We gave them freedom. They gave us body hair and Body odour.

by Doogie Robertson November 4, 2006

Dirty Cheese Steak

Simialer to a Slick Biscuit except when licking and sucking on her filthy pussy, she's wildly into it and holds your head tight against her slick, wet, tangy and musky opening. If your lucky you can slide your tongue against her gumhole and get a bonus.

Charlene let me have a Dirty Cheese Steak this morning after we slept off a long night of me getting to Cornhole her after licking her Gumhole. She loves me being her panty sniffer and anal intruder. There's nothing quite like licking her Tailpipe clean before being her Rectum Rooter. When I woke up I had a Thud and spread her legs wide and using my tongue, enjoyed my Dirty Cheese Steak tasting her funky, tangy' musky twat.

by The King Cornholer 2 January 1, 2009

Cheese Pizza Break-up

When two people split up,but like the cheese on a pizza stretches but never breaks, neither does the relationship.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Cream cheesing her bagel

To shoot ones skeet skeet on a girls bum hole as the grand finale of a sexual adventure

Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!

by Encyclopedia Brentannica November 13, 2009

Cheeto-sucking cheese-whore

one who cannot stop eating cheetoes

You cheeto-sucking cheese-whore! If you keep eating the damn chips you'll be a fatass.

by chloetee98 June 25, 2010

eat your own cheese

a nicer, politer, and above all quicker way of telling someone, in that order, to "shut up, get lost, and mind their own business"

two people are in a private conversation and a third person butts in:

person 1 (adressing person 3): who exactly are you and what do you want? and why did you interrupt our conversation anyways?

person 2 (adressing person 3): yo man, sorry, but you are not part of this PC (private conversation). please eat your own cheese and shove off, before we get angry, all right?

by Sexydimma February 25, 2012