O job

O job is when a nurse washes your balls for you because you are too disable to do so for yourself.

Nurse #1: give that old guy a scrub down there when you're cleaning him
Nurse #2: you mean an O job

by DJ_EJ November 10, 2011

Rim Job

The act of fixing, replacing, or repairing a rim.

Gotta get that rim Job done to my bike soon!

by Darkseid trusoloz June 23, 2022

Ant Job

A job in which the work to profit ratio is about 1:50

Jeff's got a real ant job - he gets paid shitloads of money for sitting in his house, browsing the internet a few hours a week and finding a few hits his bosses are interested in.

by Narz August 7, 2010

job lag

When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.

Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.

I forewent the sport training because of job lag.

by modhek May 25, 2021

Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is

Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot

by p48xqz December 23, 2022

government job

Unofficial task done in the workplace. Common abbreviation: G-job. Origin: during WWII, some sensitive tasks were given directly to a worker, and his supervisor might not be authorized to know exactly what it was. Thus the response when the supervisor questions what appears to be personal work done on company time: "it's government work."

Hey Tim, you're not scheduled to be running the lathe today, what are you working on? Just a little "government job".

by chamolm June 10, 2024

blum job

when a person with the last name blum sucks you till you cum

that blum job sucked me

by the arguement winner September 16, 2022