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shaving my cat

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"
by Browncam183 February 7, 2017
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Orange Cat

Either a cute cat that likes to cuddle or an old grumpy one that likes to bite you for no reason, or also a cat that eats alot of lazana and likes to be a fat ass.
That cat was being such an orange cat
by The Man of the kingdom November 10, 2024
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Justin The Cat

Just a lil’ cat that wants to be in space
Wow guys look it’s Justin The Cat!
Damn Justin The Cat is so hot!
Mew mew mew mew mew! *woah it’s Justin The Cat!
by Space Catterino June 6, 2023
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The battle cats

Literally the best F2P gacha game ever, created in 2012 by random Japanese company called "Ponos"(in 2014 was released globaly). If somene said you have mental issues because you addicted to a cat game FUCK THEM! Because they probably didn't even play this game once.
Guy 1:Yo I'm started playing The battle cats, is this good?
guy 2:No shit it is bro.
by Moe Lester123456789 October 6, 2025
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cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)
"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."
by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024
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cat in the hat mug

hey cat in the hat mug, oops i meant kilogram
by lexi014201 April 13, 2021
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Sweet and sour alley cat

A term used in the 70's meaning to eat out a red head
by captainhook105 November 9, 2022
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