Dirty blueberry monkey

when a man, another man, a woman, a transexual midget, and a step ladder put rotten blueberries up each other's anal tube, get on the step laddder and shoot them out of their anus into each other's mouths. they form a circle, with the midget on the ladder, to perform this feat. if the mucles around the anus are too weak to shoot the blueberries, small explosives can be used.

No....We're not high...This really happens. You don't want to be a part of it...Actually...It's really fun, i do it every day, and so does Dom Muscatella.

Dude, i got super wasted and did a dirty blueberry monkey with your mother, your cousin, and your brother...Who looks like a yette. I'm so sorry bro, you might want to clean that step ladder...

by transexualanusgulper July 10, 2010

Jangles the moon monkey

Me

No, I’m jangles the moon monkey

by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire February 19, 2019

Monkey D. Luffy

The best protagonist in all of anime, even fiction as a whole.

Person 1. "Do you know Monkey D. Luffy?"
Person 2. "Oh, you mean that Luffy? The best character in fiction?"

by BigBalslss May 23, 2021

Monkey Tennis League

Derogatory term for the Scottish Premier League, due to its poor quality. See monkey tennis.

The Monkey Tennis League is very much like 2 people completing a season on FIFA in amateur mode.

by Part Sweaty June 16, 2012

Weird Monkey Shit

strange happening of any material thing with no explanation of why it happened

The machine started on its own with no one in the cab,thats some weird monkey shit.

by Joe Showbowski October 16, 2009

Arabian Goose Monkey

A term used to describe an individual of both middle-eastern and caucasian descent. Some people find this term to be extremely offensive while others use it as "homie," or "friend."

What's up you Arabian Goose Monkey.

by The Ratio Meister March 5, 2021

monkey stalking him

This lyric by King Von, is a metaphor and a play on “monkey on my back”. When you have a monkey on your back, you have a desire to drink smoke gamble (or any unhealthy coping method) because of emotional distress. King Von is saying the monkey on his uncles back, or his drug dependency, is stalking, in other words prominent or wont let up.

“My uncle got that cough again, he been smoking cr@ck since I was born. That monkey STALKING him.”
- King Von

by Gen Ten March 18, 2023