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white boi religion

If you are part of white boi religion you are Ethier named Kayle or Conner, you Ethier have a middle part mullet or a perm If you play cod you probably have every slur imagineable at your finger tips but however if you play fortnite you probably haven't hit puberty and your voice is really high pitched so your a squeaker also you play hockey 6 out of 7 days of the week you don't play it on Sunday because it's the Lord's Day :)
(Person one) What's Conner's religion

(Person two) white boi religion
(Person one) what's that?

(Person two) you don't wanna know...
by Marquisee November 3, 2021
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White ash=gas

If your ash black or gray you smokin reggie
by Gassedupplllllllll5786666 July 15, 2021
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Professional White Woman

A female social media influencer who has seemingly endless financial resources despite having no discernable skills or qualities other than being attractive.

Typically they can be found in the form of an Instagram model or yoga instructor originating from the central United States (almost always teaching abroad.) Their beliefs tend to be an amalgamized Americanization of various East-Asian cultures which they themselves believe to be a living embodiment of. (This is only elevated if they experiment with psychedelics.) Don't expect them to give any thought to any sort of cultural appropriation because they have already appointed themselves as an exemption. They also see themselves as the white savoir to any foreign land they visit.

Their behavior leans towards them being far more in touch with the universe than the average person. If you have a piece of art or a quote they like, be prepared for an uncredited repost which will result in more likes and views than your "normy" account could dream of. Story posts tend to be about "gratitude" or how enlightened they are about the world around them.

Do not mistake them with a Karen as Professional White Women (or PWWs) are usually more on the mellow side. However, with declines in followers and age they are known to evolve into a Karens as their entitlement goes ungratified.
Jeremiah: "Whatever happened to Hanna from high school?"
Becky: "She's a Professional White Woman now."
Jeremiah: "What the hell does that mean?"
Becky: "She's like a social media influencer, but worse."
Jeremiah: "Must be nice to be hot for a living."
by J. Gyll June 4, 2021
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white chocolate eruption

A white chocolate eruption is a sexual maneuver in which woman is bent double with her feet shoulder width apart and her head between her legs. A man finishes ejaculating into her anal canal, and then proceeds to execute a closed fist strike to her transverse abdominal area, in turn causing an eruption of seminal fluids and fecal matter, simulating the phenomenon of a volcanic eruption from the rectal opening.
"I've been scrubbing my house all day to clean up the remnants of that white chocolate eruption we performed last night."
by Naga360 November 11, 2013
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preppy white boy

The boy at school who only wears short khaki shorts with polos also vineyard vines, sperry & patagonia shirts. Boys like this wear the fanciest brand of shoes, always.. some of those brands include uggs, boat shoes, chacos, nikes etc. The one who drives a cool car and get hits on by all the girls. Also the guy who gets all A's and never fails to make his parents proud.
Rich White girl: Katie, have you seen the new boy? He's so cool.

Katie: He is such a preppy white boy. I bet if you touch him, his dad will sue you.
by Blubby August 15, 2017
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White Power Nap

A short daytime rest taken be white nationalists to reaffirm and deepen their racist ideologies.
Jed was having second thoughts about attending a proud boys rally, but after his afternoon white power nap, he was ready to march and riot with the best of them.
by MeowMixEpicurean January 15, 2023
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White Girl Wednesday

A religious celebration observed around the globe for all men regardless of race to enjoy juicy white women on.

A common way of celebrating is to bring your white girl to Starbucks then blowing her back out in the parking lot!
Note : it may be celebrated alongside Woo Back Wednesday.
by Sippinsemen July 29, 2020
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