October 18th

October 18th is national juicy day and we should celebrate him for being the funniest person and because he invented no no square UwU

Person 1:heyy it’s October 18th
Person 2: okkkk andddd??
Person 1:ITS NATIONAL JUICY DAY

by KallieNotFound October 26, 2020

October 27th

Most commonly celebrated as National Flash a Titty day.

Joe: Hey man tomorrow is October 27th are you excited?
Josh: I really am, I hope Grace flashes me

by GotchyuGurl October 26, 2020

October 26

show them titties October 26

Kyle: show me them titties

Rebecca: why
Kyle: sit October 26

by Kyle12231 October 26, 2020

October 30

Short people get to push around anyone taller than them. You have to be 5’2 or under.

Jessica(4’8): “ todays October 30~.”
Isaac( 5’6): “crap- not againnn!”

by A short person😌 October 26, 2020

October 27

Kiss your friend Dylan

Some shit head named Ryan: Ay Dylan it's October 27th.

Dylan: Give me a big smooch

by DylanLover69 October 26, 2020

October 27

National slap a derin day

Some guy: aye bitch it’s October 27

Derin: Oh shit

by BigBig190 October 26, 2020

October 27th

National beat the piss out of Dyllon day

Yo it October 27th you know what that means

by Fuck you dyllon October 26, 2020