The Rock Man

THE ROCK, MAN, WHO HAS BEEN WRONGED BY A CARELESS BLONDE IDIOT WITH A CONCERNING LEAGUE ADDICTION.
CURRENTLY SEEKING REVENGE.

I AM COMING FOR YOU, POLE.

The Rock Man
"Damn, that polish lady really stepped on those rocks."

"Oh shit, that's Rock Man's family, she better be careful, he is one badass rock."

by therockmanwhoiscomingforblondi April 09, 2023

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rock moss

closeted guy

guy: rock moss is gay
me: yeah i know

by XanderTheStank June 22, 2020

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Sonic the Rock

A nigga peen who tends to stay inside all day and waste his life watching youtube and playing video games. Usually a pale individual who stays in his room all day with his door locked hiding from his parents and the outside world.

That kid is such a Sonic the Rock, he never goes to school.

by guacamole peen April 30, 2019

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White rock

White rock is like calling someone a crack head.

Because of crack being a white rock powder.

Dude your such a white rock
I don’t even do crack?

by ItsJK14 January 31, 2021

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Kent Rock

Kent Rock is a man of great honor and renown. Kent Rock is a warrior, and he is not afraid to back down from a fight, even from a pegging. Although Kent Rock lives a normal life, he wishes for something more like meeting aliens or getting into a fight club. Kent Rock is a rare name that is a mixture of Clark Kent's Superman (Kent) and Rock Music (Rock). However, a name like Kent Rock comes with getting used to being told that a Kent Rock, Can't Rock.

Abignail: Kent Rock is such a cool guy he can do anything.

John: Except for one thing.
Abignail: Whats that?
John: He Can't Rock.

by KentIsRockButRockIsNotKent February 19, 2023

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