Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.
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Get the Monkey Nigga Bitch mug.A variation on blows chunks. Origin unknown. Appears to imply projectile vomiting of diced primate, but that is likely too literal an interpretation. Often used to indicate extreme dislike.
Anything involving Paris Hilton is likely to blow monkey chunks.
The last few seasons of Alias blew monkey chunks.
The last few seasons of Alias blew monkey chunks.
by Commander Salamander August 30, 2008
Get the blow monkey chunks mug.The now debunked theory that if you give an infinite number of monkeies an infinite number of typewriters, they will reproduce the works of Shakespeare, possibly Steinbeck, Tom Clancy, and the source code to Windows.
"It has been theorized that an infinite number of monkeys banging on an infinite number of typewriters would eventually reproduce the written works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this is not true." ~Kurt Vonnegut
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Do up your belts, boys, this is Burmese Raping Monkey territory.
Look out, Pajesh! It's a Burmese Raping Monkey!
Look out, Pajesh! It's a Burmese Raping Monkey!
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