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Double ended alaskan pipeline

Take a nice long shit in a condom freeze it. Slide it into your womans ass then slide the other end in your own ass and fuck each other with it till satisfied.
Did a double ended alaskan pipeline with the missus my asshole has never been so sore
by Swoll sensai September 3, 2017
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ri-double-dick-ulous

(adj. derivative of ridiculous, ridicule) - used to describe something completely absurd that seeks to screw over an individual or group.
When big companies complain their taxes are too high to allow them to hire American workers, while taking advantage of tax loopholes that actually allow them to get money back and spending billions of dollars on political campaigns, it can only be described as ri-double-dick-ulous.
by Obama's Pimp Hand October 9, 2012
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double back hog growler

When a man takes his balls and cock and pushes them backward towards his ass and then B.A.
I dropped my pants and flashed a double back hog growler at the crowd.
by Baaadass Bitch (Bab) December 5, 2017
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Double Dumpster Camel Wedge

When a born female gets the fabric of their underoos in not just their butt, but in their front-butt as well.
Sarah came back in from break, ready to attack the day. It was when she sat back down that she realized, that she had encountered the Double Dumpster Camel Wedge.
by OdinAJM May 31, 2018
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O-M-DOUBLE G

Typical reaction when you feel you've been screwed over by some guys.
"I've been banned from Fiverr? O-M-Double G!"
"O-M-Double G! You weren't fast enough, now I can't achieve that epic Victory Royale!"
by JusticeForVoiceoverPete November 12, 2018
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Double dick stream slider

When you cum and piss simultaneously and it doesn’t mix so one stream goes into the toilet and the other onto the wall
Hey bro, I had my first double dick stream slider yesterday

Shit dude, how’d you clean it up?

I had my mom do it, I got it on video too if you wanna see
by Cbtmaster420 April 19, 2021
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Double fist dick punch

Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.
I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers
by Somc33 December 15, 2022
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