do u know da wae

ugandan knuckles be like:

“do u know da wae?”

“no, i do no da wae”

by anonymous December 23, 2021

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Where do babies come from?

The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent)

Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.

Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*

by Empress Kristi April 15, 2022

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do you need a mario cart

do you need a mario cart is literally just asking if you need a cart they’re just adding the “mario” part into the question

do you need a mario cart?
yea i do mine ran out last week

by milfs101 November 16, 2021

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We’re do babies come from

How about you ask your parents that, it will be interesting.

Kid:Mom We’re do babies come from?
Mom:I will tell you when your older.

by DO_BETTER March 6, 2022

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Do you listen to Girl in Red?

Well for starters Girl in Red is a Lesbian singer, so when someone asked if you listen to Girl in Red they are asking if you are a girl who likes girls.

Lesbian 1: Do you listen to Girl in Red?
Lesbian 2: Yeah she has great music *wink*

Or

Lesbian: Do you listen to Girl in Red?
Straight girl: Never heard of her, but I like Arianna Grande

(Arianna Grande isn’t straight it’s just an example)

by Just a hot b!tch ✨💅 June 5, 2021

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