zoom cuck

The highest level of cuck. When your girl/partner doesn’t even want you in the room/building/zip code. You sit in a cuck chair elsewhere and watch the action via zoom/FaceTime.

Zach is so pussy whipped and his gf knows this. She made him be a zoom cuck and he tunes in every time as ordered.

by PuffyRI February 6, 2023

Zooming

The act of taking a really fast shit where the shit comes out quickly

“I’m zooming at your moms house my toilet was broken”

by Ravager666 November 24, 2023

/Zoom

When people are constantly repeating the same word and won’t stop even when you tell them to.

“Oh my gosh Tom won’t stop /zooming me.”

“Ugh, I hate it when people /Zoom me.”

by Wolfthunder550 May 2, 2018

Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

ZOOM

Getting out of the room

Kate: sorry bob gotta ZOOM

by the big GAYYYYY February 21, 2019

multi-zooming

the practice of using Zoom meetings to accomplish household tasks, work in other tabs, or engage in communication not related to the Zoom meeting

I think I'll do some multi-zooming and get all my laundry folded during my 9:00 meeting today.

by Jill Bystrom December 9, 2020

Zoom Struck

The state of shock you get when you meet someone for the first time when only interacting with them over Zoom.

Wow! You're taller than I expected. I'm Zoom Struck

by Cyire September 20, 2022