Zach kornfeld

Single Af, He's a really sweet guy, knows how to make people laugh, He's really sweet, one of the try guys

Random person: Who's that guys from buzzfeed with the cute glasses?
Random person #2: That's Zach Kornfeld!

by Tryceratops.for.life June 30, 2017

Zach Attack

You motherfucker. You think you can define Zach Attack? That hard ass motherfucker will fuck your shit into the fourteenth dimension and back. How about this. He bites into a dorito loco taco and the eighty four women closest to him orgasm so hard their vaginas start vibrating. At this point, the dopamines literally start leaking out of their ears, nose and mouth, sometimes causing asphyxiation and/or divorce.

Fred: Oh god, i just read the description of Zach Attack on Urban dictionary!

Velma: yeah, thank heavens he does not like mexican food.

by Da F-in' Goat February 16, 2018

Zach Miller

It means that you are rad beyond all doudt.

Man you couldnt be more Zach Miller.

by snow badger hunter February 04, 2009

Zach's Dick

Really small.

Person 1: Dude, that test was short.
Person 2: Yeah man, it was zach's dick short.

by thengrfgt October 04, 2015

Zach Jaco

An extremely funny, caring, amazing guy who loves to party and knows how to have fun. Someone who can be an ass just enough to be cute but CAN piss someone off very easily. Very sarcastic.

That zach jaco is bomb!

by Samantha_Baby August 23, 2008

Zach Pittman

will do anything for a vape

ill suck your dick for a vape i'm a Zach Pittman nice dick and very white cum.

by big boy dick 31 November 03, 2017

Zach Porter

Lead singer in The Tragic Thrills. Very beautiful. It has also been concluded that he is Jesus.

Person: "Do you know who Zach Porter is?"

Me: "Oh, you mean Jesus? Yeah."

by trulymelina December 13, 2013