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False YOLO

An idea that may seem worthy of changing your life for, in the name of chasing your dreams and YOLO, but objectively, it is a fucking bad idea.

The only reason to do it would be for YOLO, despite it being dumb, not calculated, and have lasting negative effects.

Like a face tattoo, for example.
Skip: I really want to leave my super successful company, where I make lots of money, have an amazing partner, have zero debt, and have tons of fortune 500 clients. I want to make weed cookies. This is my calling, this is my dream.

Shay: Skip, you cant do it now, everyone is flooding the weed market, and your company is rock solid. Now is NOT the time to leave.

Skip: I think this is my destiny, like do I want to wake up everyday and be a marketing guy?!?

Shay: Now is NOT the time for false YOLO. Just eat weed cookies at work. You own your office, fam. Best of both worlds.
by Mike109999 February 8, 2022
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Yolo Cahgeegis

I just got a horrible test score but you know yolo cahgeegis…
by Julius Bottomfeather December 7, 2023
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yolo blading

When one or more persons are rollerblading and consuming alcohol at the same time.
My friend and I went yolo blading last weekend and we fell in love.
by stevey-cakes May 27, 2023
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Yolo

by Craxyz May 26, 2020
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Marco Yolo

It's exactly like Marco Polo, except you play it in traffic.
*Fish out of swagger is anyone on the sidewalk*
Yo instead of doing the tide pod challenge, you wanna play Marco Yolo
by Kyle Renk February 3, 2018
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YOLO

you only live FOR YASAMAN ALWAYS NOT ONCE
shoma ghalat kardiii YOLO. har roz o har sanie vase mn zendgi mikni
by Dontrustme January 25, 2020
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Yolo Demon

When a options trader wants to go all-in on a play without controlling the balance.
Chad: "Chads! I'm about to bet my life savings on a TeslA naked call!!! Long long the king!"
JoshAnswers: "Don't let the Yolo Demon get you! Balance the budget!!!"
by Causal Trader July 15, 2020
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