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Von w

Von w is one of the people who forgets everything ! He will forget every 2 seconds. He is a very funny person but he's laugh is sometimes funnier than the joke ! He's someone with a kind heart filled with Jesus and love. He doesn't like staffies or people who don't eat sushi. Von w is someone who will keep the conversation alive and he does the most stupidest things !! Over all he is just someone who is fun to be around.
Person 1: Where is Von w?
Person 2: Oh, he's being chased by kyla's dog !
by Lekkemensie November 21, 2021
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ah von gool

Super slang way to say “Va fa un culo” which is technically saying “go fuck an ass” in Italian, but basically means fuck you.. fuck off.. my family’s dialect/mutation of the language sounds like “Ah Von Gool” . They are from southern Italy and have lived in the New Haven area of CT for 3 generations.
GPS says a 30 minute slow down in 2 miles… “ Ah von gool!”
by Solly Ro May 28, 2022
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Lil Von

The lowest of all Vons, usually friends with bitch Von, lil Von tends to listen to king Von on his bananas (AirPods)
Is that a Lil Von? He chill
by Dalolrx January 23, 2025
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Von Strike

Showing extreme emotion followed by a strong insult.
Jordan once shot the child because of his von strike violence.
by anonymous May 10, 2024
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The von Clausewitz Gambit

The von Clausewitz Gambit is an unusual opening move on a dating app, whereby the person making the opening move delivers a pick-up line derived from Carl von Clausewitz, usually as a reference to his masterpiece 'Vom Kriege' ('On War').
"Did you see that screenshot Kevin put in the groupchat? He used the von Clausewitz Gambit on a girl he matched with on Hinge!"

"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"
by Carl_von_Clausewitz January 15, 2024
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Kat von d

Kat von d has wicked ink
by Bangersnmashusa February 8, 2019
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Von

A person of great power and talent. A beast in the sheets and the streets. A man of exquisite speech and vocabulary.
Man I wish I was Von
by sagecoin August 24, 2022
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