Fap fap fap, lucky uncle.
by countfaula November 05, 2013
My uncle-in-law is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021
the sexual act of a male defecating in a fine leather shoe, and persuading someone to wear the shoe while he masturbates.
by footbandit69 February 11, 2010
the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence
by NutmegBGB June 07, 2019
A term describing a hypothetical 'Uncle' figure. In humorous anecdotes the estranged uncle may be cited as a family member whose life is too random to be true, and is thus hilarious.
Generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to "thats what she said".
Generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to "thats what she said".
"I visited my estranged uncle of eight years- the lion taming pentecostal evangelist- yesterday."
or
On TV I saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a Bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. She said maybe.
or
On TV I saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a Bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. She said maybe.
by someguyfromabbotsford August 04, 2009
An adult male who hangs around playgrounds with no children of his own.
Often only there staring at children and their Mothers.
Often suspected of being a sexual predator by the parents of children.
If you see one in the wild do not leave your children unattended.
Often only there staring at children and their Mothers.
Often suspected of being a sexual predator by the parents of children.
If you see one in the wild do not leave your children unattended.
Two Mom's in the park with kids. One says to the other.
"That creepy Playground Uncle is over by the swing set again. "
"That creepy Playground Uncle is over by the swing set again. "
by ChanceOmatic December 22, 2017
An Asian man who is White Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is White Washed would be called an Aunt Chong.
by lm3561 April 10, 2015