by Nutcracker Spirit November 11, 2014
Fap fap fap, lucky uncle.
by countfaula November 05, 2013
the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence
by NutmegBGB June 07, 2019
the sexual act of a male defecating in a fine leather shoe, and persuading someone to wear the shoe while he masturbates.
by footbandit69 February 11, 2010
A term describing a hypothetical 'Uncle' figure. In humorous anecdotes the estranged uncle may be cited as a family member whose life is too random to be true, and is thus hilarious.
Generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to "thats what she said".
Generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to "thats what she said".
"I visited my estranged uncle of eight years- the lion taming pentecostal evangelist- yesterday."
or
On TV I saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a Bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. She said maybe.
or
On TV I saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a Bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. She said maybe.
by someguyfromabbotsford August 04, 2009
Heard this term recently on Insecure with Issa Rae. It seems to refer to a friend of one's parents or family. Someone who is part of the family, but not an actual relative. Different from a "playground uncle". Used the way those in Asian communities sometimes refer to their parent's friends as "auntie"
by Fandelaspalabras February 08, 2019
your creepy uncle who insists on sleeping in his van in your driveway even though there's an available bed in the house.
by scissor pinch April 18, 2011