uncle horhé

Your overweight, Mexican, homosexual uncle.

Suzie: Why doesn't anyone talk about your uncle?
David: He's an uncle horhé.

by ThatOneGayKid2016 November 14, 2016

Tiny uncle

An uncle whos younger than you

Remember this is my tiny uncle brandon

by Geoff morgan October 15, 2022

uncle al

It is another word for alcohol

I'm seeing Uncle Al this afternoon

by Alcohol is fun June 5, 2017

Uncle Guido

the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence

Ex: "If you break her heart, I'll have to send Uncle Guido after you..."

by NutmegBGB June 6, 2019

Playground Uncle

An adult male who hangs around playgrounds with no children of his own.

Often only there staring at children and their Mothers.

Often suspected of being a sexual predator by the parents of children.

If you see one in the wild do not leave your children unattended.

Two Mom's in the park with kids. One says to the other.

"That creepy Playground Uncle is over by the swing set again. "

by ChanceOmatic December 22, 2017

Uncle Boyfriend

1. a boyfriend who is alot older than you, but not quite old enough to be your dad

e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old

2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle

3. The male version of a cougar

"No way ... That's her boyfriend? I thought he was her uncle"
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'

by No1 Greg Hater October 26, 2009

Uncle bod

Similar to the dad bod but in slightly better physical shape

Meh, dad boss are cool and all but what I'm really looking for is an uncle bod.

by Mcdlxxi May 3, 2015