by awesometimefuntown January 21, 2016
An Italian guy that is mentally retarded
by Uncle Cheech September 01, 2019
the sexual act of a male defecating in a fine leather shoe, and persuading someone to wear the shoe while he masturbates.
by footbandit69 February 11, 2010
the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence
by NutmegBGB June 07, 2019
A term describing a hypothetical 'Uncle' figure. In humorous anecdotes the estranged uncle may be cited as a family member whose life is too random to be true, and is thus hilarious.
Generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to "thats what she said".
Generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to "thats what she said".
"I visited my estranged uncle of eight years- the lion taming pentecostal evangelist- yesterday."
or
On TV I saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a Bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. She said maybe.
or
On TV I saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a Bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. She said maybe.
by someguyfromabbotsford August 04, 2009
1. a boyfriend who is alot older than you, but not quite old enough to be your dad
e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old
2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle
3. The male version of a cougar
e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old
2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle
3. The male version of a cougar
"No way ... That's her boyfriend? I thought he was her uncle"
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'
by No1 Greg Hater October 27, 2009
Heard this term recently on Insecure with Issa Rae. It seems to refer to a friend of one's parents or family. Someone who is part of the family, but not an actual relative. Different from a "playground uncle". Used the way those in Asian communities sometimes refer to their parent's friends as "auntie"
by Fandelaspalabras February 08, 2019