The Turkish Exchange Rate

The Exchane rate in ratio form of how many local girls banged are equal to a Turkish girl. Famously Turkish girls are hard to bang so the closer the ratio to 1:1 the harder to bang.

Guy 1: What's the Turkish Exchange Rate for France

Guy 2: About 10:1

by Scots September 19, 2016

Turkish Breath Mint

When one knocks another out, crouches on top of another's face, then farts into their mouth.

Dude, I got into a fight the other day, and afterwards I gave that guy a Turkish Breath Mint.

by SBeezie August 20, 2009

Turkish Prime Time

A time when a vast majority of the Turkish population wake up and prepare for school, however, prior to leaving, they log onto an online game and enter a server to "reserve" a spot for them when school is over.

"I can't seem to log into my game, it must be Turkish prime time."

by Jakelyn February 8, 2008

Turkish battle cannon

A particularly gnarly penis. The term is often assumed to imply foreskin and smegma.

Girl, I'm fittna holla at Alex. He fine.

Don't do it, Tanya. He's totin around a Turkish battle cannon.

by Nomadic cook September 12, 2016

Turkish Black Ball

When someone wraps a rubber band around someone else's nuts and snap the rubberband until their nuts turn black.

Hey Tommy, wanna do Turkish Black Ball?

by Retard Association August 19, 2022

Camel Turkish Silvers

A life changing experience that can be acquired at your local gas station. A smooth square that really sooths you after work; a perfectly sized cigarette that has a nice mild flavor.

-Would you care to join me for a smoke
-I'm trying to quit
-What if I told you they were Camel Turkish Silvers
-Well then of course I will

by Sam258 December 9, 2008

turkish face helmet

the act of smothering ones face in between your ass cheeks.

Pete Glocker loves getting turkish face helmeted.

by tim desutter July 11, 2006