Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.
Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.
by Sunny Chances November 24, 2013
An angry verbal response when one feels disrespected and carries much angst towards the instigator. Not to be confused with "fuck off," "nyx off" is a much stronger reply with perennial hatred and anxiety.
Person A: I have an annoucement to make. My exepectations are that you all will abide by my rules.
Person B: Nyx off.
Person B: Nyx off.
by NylonClash March 05, 2021
When a male tricks onlookers into thinking that his hands are in his jacket together (interlocking the ends of both sleeve holes) while simultaneously using one arm to jack it hard.
Female Onlooker : OMG, look at Lyle, he is so Jacketing off right now in the corner.
Male Onlooker: No I don't think so, he's just really cold and has both his sleeves connecting to keep in the warmth.
Male Onlooker: No I don't think so, he's just really cold and has both his sleeves connecting to keep in the warmth.
by Chocodiles March 30, 2012
by AlderDice October 14, 2021
To daydream of surreal scenarios and situations that have just been mentioned or wondered about, often in an exaggerated manner as seen in the character of JD in scrubs
JD: god that lecturer is boring
Elliot: even though his boring dont scrub off again especially about the whole seperating your head from your body thing again
Elliot: even though his boring dont scrub off again especially about the whole seperating your head from your body thing again
by maso+cookie March 13, 2009
cheap versions of designer clothing, bags or shoes, that don't pretend to be the original, unlike knock-offs, but instead are unabashedly plagiaristic and range in quality and price depending on the maker.
I can't afford those Givenchys so I'll get the Steve Madden cheap-offs that look freaking exactly the same.
by Don't Be A Hero January 19, 2009
by 24/7 July 28, 2018