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Lamp

A lamp... an enclosed source of bright rage, glow and fire by a glass orbital shape that conducts electricity. God lamps fucking scare me. They shine on for hours and hours on end and they may run out of power... but they have an infinite source of more and more bulbs. They never stop shining... the pain, it never ends. BREAK THE FUCKING LAMP ALREADY ITS DEADLY RAYS ARE BLINDING ME. FUCK. NEVER BUY A LAMP
Person 1: wait why do you hate lamps so much
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Fuckinghatelamps23 May 3, 2021
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lamp clap barbeque

when you get in position so you get slammed by your lamp, it's very spicy
by epic yez camden sail April 18, 2019
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Maine Lava Lamp

Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.
"How did Jeff die?"
"Kelly gave him a Maine Lava Lamp."
by H+M December 20, 2014
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ランプ (Lamp)

Japanese indie band founded in 2000 by Yusuke Nagai, Kaori Sakakibara, and Taiyo Someya.
Their most popular song on Spotify is ゆめうつつ.
"Can you put on ランプ (Lamp)?"
"Yes, because I have good taste in music."
by psychotter January 28, 2024
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LAMP

Sex me now
with a bucket of cheese !
hello, lets lamp!
mm i love lamp
Lamp me off a piece of that.
by Kaka,anan,haha October 16, 2008
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Lamp Puncher

1. A person who punches lamps
2. Slang for eating top hats
“I am a professional lamp puncher ACHOO!”
by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018
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