by mrqwerty567 July 22, 2024

A lamp... an enclosed source of bright rage, glow and fire by a glass orbital shape that conducts electricity. God lamps fucking scare me. They shine on for hours and hours on end and they may run out of power... but they have an infinite source of more and more bulbs. They never stop shining... the pain, it never ends. BREAK THE FUCKING LAMP ALREADY ITS DEADLY RAYS ARE BLINDING ME. FUCK. NEVER BUY A LAMP
Person 1: wait why do you hate lamps so much
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Fuckinghatelamps23 May 3, 2021

by epic yez camden sail April 18, 2019

Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.
by H+M December 20, 2014

Japanese indie band founded in 2000 by Yusuke Nagai, Kaori Sakakibara, and Taiyo Someya.
Their most popular song on Spotify is ゆめうつつ.
Their most popular song on Spotify is ゆめうつつ.
by psychotter January 28, 2024

by Kaka,anan,haha October 16, 2008

by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018
