a person who is semi smart, and often gets their chest hair caught in their zipper. Nerds sometimes play random instruments, expecially the piano. They usually become engineers and always have friends with names like "gary" or "karen". Many dont know that these people come from old distant farms, many from the mid west.
by The only GISI April 22, 2009
Get the Nerdmug. by tesla_consulting April 7, 2011
Get the The Nerdmug. a small child who is very clever but does not get a lot of sexual action, unless someone ends up science parters with him, then he gets the wrong idea of "experiment" ...
by wegfeghs May 30, 2010
Get the nerdmug. The people that you make fun of. Even though you protect gays, Muslims, and other commonly ridiculed "groups" at the same time.
*nerd*: I love WoW.
Person (don't wanna hate on haters now do I): haha you are such a loser!
Other person: gays are stupid
person: what the f&$k you ***hole that's so offending you should accept everyone...
*nerd*: WTF
Person (don't wanna hate on haters now do I): haha you are such a loser!
Other person: gays are stupid
person: what the f&$k you ***hole that's so offending you should accept everyone...
*nerd*: WTF
by Ironmaidenruuulesss April 18, 2010
Get the Nerdmug. As it has come to pass, a nerd is apparently a person who dislikes geeks and denounces them as little more than second-rate, wannabe nerds. Anyone who claims to be a nerd is automatically not a nerd (as anyone who claims to be of a particular label is automatically not). True nerds are essentially smart dorks who still look dorky. True geeks, on the other hand, are smark dorks who act but don't look dorky. Nerds are generally academic in a general sense. Geeks are typically tech-oriented. Most all people who outwardly claim to be nerds or geeks are just pseudo-intellectual kids or teenagers who wish they were smarter than they truly are. True nerds, and some true geeks, often have a "Clark Kent" or "Peter Parker" complex: they don't proclaim they're as such, but rather they wish to be normal and/or at least accepted as viable members of society. Very few true nerds and geeks actually exist in contemporary society.
by HumansAreTooDumb2SolveMtheory September 13, 2008
Get the nerdmug. A person who goes to great lengths to describe the difference between a geek and a nerd to feel better about themselves, even though both terms refer to the same thing and regular people just pick any of the two interchangeably.
Normal Person 1: "That guy is a nerd"
Normal Person 2: "Oh yeah he's such a geek"
Geek/Nerd: "Actually, geek and nerd are different things. You see, nerds are socially awkward blah blah blah..." (Says this while raising his index finger)
Normal Person 2: "Oh yeah he's such a geek"
Geek/Nerd: "Actually, geek and nerd are different things. You see, nerds are socially awkward blah blah blah..." (Says this while raising his index finger)
by DeepFrock July 12, 2011
Get the nerdmug. Jock: "What are you doing?"
"Nerd: Changing the init runlevel so my computer wont boot up the GUI"
Jock: "uhh... Have fun with that Nerd"
"Nerd: Changing the init runlevel so my computer wont boot up the GUI"
Jock: "uhh... Have fun with that Nerd"
by nix user July 14, 2009
Get the Nerdmug.