White belly tick

Native to splitlog rd,, these rhalf tick half dog rabbid pets stick themselves to white boy dick and/or side. Often comes from dogs and grow to be the size of dimes if handled properly this lie might fly.

(country accent) I wonse had my girl pull a goshdarn white belly tick off my side damn woman don't believe me so I made it a word
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by Oxford Fast September 4, 2025

Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)

Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.

by Oscape September 21, 2021

happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid

Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.

“Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”

by Cyndaquil_25 August 1, 2023

Get my Mickey up not my tickey up

This phrase is commonly used amongst pedophiles. It’s a silent way of getting to spot another in public without outright saying it. It is also used to sell and trade kids over recorded audio so that they do not arouse suspicion to anybody who is listening.

Man 1: Yeah man I got two good ones if you’re buying. These ones are brand new too. Lemme just Get my Mickey up not my tickey up”

by DaddyChill666 March 20, 2023