On my ticket

When somebody won't be a part of a team or won't be invited to somewhere.

(The House of Cards, S3E11).

"You should consider a career on the stage ( because he sure as hell isn't gonna be on my ticket).

by Inok007 April 06, 2016

Meat Ticket

An old slang term for a soldier's identification tags.

We took his meat ticket before burying him

by MrKnowitLess January 01, 2014

bus ticket

When a girl has a threesome with 2 homeless men she found at a bus stop.

"Did you hear about the bus ticket Lyndi had in downtown Memphis?"

by Sclaire85 June 27, 2014

Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.

It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"

by word nerdz August 21, 2019

ticket little

A super cautious driver. Drives well below speed limit, comes to full stop, takes no risk of getting a ticket.

Likely received one lately - drives in fear of another one. Derived from "Chicken Little" -- fabled fowl who feared
the "Sky is falling".

Look at that slow poke driver. Ticket Little.

by barber of seville September 25, 2020

Poop Ticket

Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.

Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....

by Sweaty dirt pig August 06, 2021

biscuit ticket

Food stamps/ebt card

Friend 1: Man I'm hungry as a mfer.

Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly

by whitedevil666 May 17, 2016