Shitty Buddy

A shitty friend that cancels plans last minute, or causes other inconveniences in your life, while bringing nothing good into your life.

Man, that Tony Gunk is a real Shitty Buddy,you know?

by Grouchy Buddha February 28, 2023

Shitty bean

A jelly bean that has been placed in the anus and gathered pieces of poo to gain flavour

'My favourite flavour jelly bean is the shitty bean'
'Would you like some of my shitty beans-there homemade'

by Callijames April 24, 2018

Shitty Winkles

The type of bowel movement where you also pee at the same time, usually followed by a revelation of some sort, like finding the anwser to why your kettle isn't working.

Oh! I had a Shitty Winkles, and now I know the meaning of existence!

by waitingforaturkey July 7, 2010

Shitty Instagrammer

They have 1K followers but follows 10K.

hey jimmy is a shitty instagrammer.

by fuckfaceandtoes January 3, 2019

shitty pizza

the definition of shitty pizza is little caesers

my mom got shitty pizza again, but who can beat $5?

by dumbandall December 15, 2021

Shitty Sean

What mir called sean because he missed 5 layups in a row

Wassup shitty sean

by BaldCrackHead May 30, 2019

shitty creampie

A slang word usually used in porn for a internal cumshot, or creampie, in the anus.

Man: "Oh man dude, I have Jessica a huge shitty creampie!"

Other man: "Nice!"

by Why am I on this ungodly site? May 7, 2018