cat second

One cat second is 0.25 of one human second.
Yes this is the same person who found dog second

P1:”Yo what is a cat second now?”
P2:”Seriously...fine...0.25 cat second is one human second”

by Odgevwkrifnfjf March 23, 2021

Reddit second

The amount of time it takes for a Reddit comment to be downvoted after posting it.

Wow, I just agreed with OP and my comment got downvoted in a Reddit second.

by Mike_Litoris October 23, 2022

One Second

Can mean anything from 10 minutes to a day. Never truly means 1- second, often used in place of or with “Two Seconds” an even bigger cap, a yankee with all brim. 1-2 seconds is the most flexible unit of measurement in the common language.

Mya: One second, I’ll call you back
Me: Word
-Transition Card-
French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭

by YoungDenzel98 January 19, 2022

second-cousin

2C:
1- Parent's first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's full sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common.

My second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Second responder

Anyone that responds to an emergency that is not immediately on the scene when it happens. Ex: police, firefighters, paramedics.

The true first responders are those who are at the scene when the emergency starts and the second responders arrive during or after the situation has already been resolved.

by Bourbonstreetguttersnake May 26, 2021

Second Childhood

An enlightened state where an adult returns to childhood. Hard to achieve but it can be done.

I’m gonna have a second childhood no matter what you say or think!

by I Like To Define Words November 25, 2021

second harvest

a beverage that can only be created where you drink alcohol, digest it, and then urinate it into a container.

i got gotta chug this second harvest, FAST!

by bullettimeboom April 6, 2016