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Michael

He is a crazy human being who has a very exotic personality.He hates bullshit with a burning passion and is like literally the most funniest goat to be around.His amazing humour covers up his enormous nose and forehead that his for some reason insercure about.He has depression and is a very good therapist.Even when people are dry and arent funny for shit he will still laugh just to make them feel special for 10 seconds.Michael is such an anime fan and will kill anyone who disrespects its name.Anyway if your ever lucky to find a michael, make sure your not a thot or you wont stand a chance with being friends with him.ALSOOOO his laugh gives everyone light even in dark times.
"I need to laugh"Said thotty sally.
"Call Michael"Said thotty bitch.
"Hmm okay i need some anti-thot spray so lets call faith as well"thotty sally replies
"Yeah yeah" she says looking at her shitty phone.
by Faith Fucking Tholley May 22, 2018
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michael

the best guy in the history of the planet that none is better than
the best kid ever is michael
by hellllllllooooooo February 7, 2018
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Michael

The sweetest, kindest guy you will ever meet! Michael will let you borrow thing all the time, he won't argue much with people he is friends with. He cares about everybody, more than himself. He is very smart, and doesn't like to show it much. Is a bit awkward in conversations, he doesn't like to keep eye contact with people he likes and is quite shy. An overall great guy that gets overlooked by most girls.
"Have you seen Michael And Alyza?"
"Of course I have, they are the cutest couple ever!"
by Tadara November 23, 2018
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Michael

Michael is a fit, good looking boy. Michaels usually have brown hair and are tall! Michael can cheer anyone up if there down. He is a funny and nice person.
Oh my god is that Michael!
by vampirewashington October 13, 2020
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Michael

A sexy as mother fucker with a massive Wong he’s fucked all ur girlfriends and is probably with your mum at this very moment
Michael has a huge dick I want to put my tight pussy around his huge dick
by Hansonhskwv July 6, 2018
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Michael

Micheal is a tall white guy that is a perfect specimen of a human. He is really smart and. Cocky and is a good person
Damm look at the Michael over there he is so y’all
by Jeff the bob the jeff June 11, 2019
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Michael

A dude that tells retarded jokes but it gets the girls. they are super handsome. when u look at them u will date them.
when the girls see michael they die
by JOE MAMA'S GRANDSON October 19, 2019
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