Bread Nonce

A person with an inability to consume bread, or any other gluten based consumables without an immediate and often long lasting effect to their digestive system.

Sometimes referred to as 'coeliacs' the person can often be identified by the need to constantly remind all that they can't eat gluten.
'Well I was going to suggest pizza hut for lunch, but we've got Bren the bread Nonce with us.'
by BrettRambo November 17, 2021
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Muff Bread

A vagina that is warm, doughy, and pleasurable as freshly baked bread would be.
Damn, man! Jill has some hot muff bread!
by Sexy Hatman Branden February 25, 2012
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pantry bread

Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.
"What kind of pantry bread do you want--stale or moldy?"
by AnyaTheVampireSlayer October 03, 2012
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Cawn-Bread

A Southern bread made of egg, milk and cornmeal. Usually a delicacy cuisine in southern meals accompanied by a stew, or seafood.
Momma I made a whole pan of cawn-bread to go with that stew.
by Missmossy January 28, 2020
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goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.
Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?
by Spartae July 02, 2013
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Bread Country

A region with a large inbred population or a history of such.
Iโ€™m taking a trip down to bread country this summer.
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Bread Shop

When a Nigga named Mathew who creates a store that sells Bread.
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