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touch party

A sexless orgy comprised of five or more people. Clothing is optional. There is no penetration or oral. May result however in arousal.
"Check out that wicked touch party happening in the lounge."
by The Living T Party March 10, 2008
mugGet the touch partymug.

porcelain touch

when you slap someone in the back while they are pissing in a urinal so hard, or with such a pinpointed force that they are cuaght in limbo and they weiner touches the porcelain, since it is out becuase of peeing.
dan-hey john are you happy
jim- porcelain touch say what
mike- *slap*
all- haaha we got ya( as johns "dick" touches the dirty herpes ridden urinal)
john- damn
mike- yea damn
jim- hahaaha
all- hahah yea samn
by john really brown June 13, 2006
mugGet the porcelain touchmug.

touch squirt

The reason that Joan seems grumpy all of the time is that her boyfriend is a touch squirt.
by riboflavin December 9, 2008
mugGet the touch squirtmug.

Midas touch

A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy
I gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.
by RCBaylon February 4, 2007
mugGet the Midas touchmug.

Touch That Face

To "slap/hit" someone after they have said something stupid, or dumb.
Someone met you yesterday, and then asked to borrow $40.00 today. Tell them "Hell, no, and get out of here before i "touch that face"
by Jaye Rock September 13, 2009
mugGet the Touch That Facemug.

Soul Touching

Ep 20 is a good one, very soul touching.
by mdzdmr August 24, 2021
mugGet the Soul Touchingmug.

Touched spaghet

A very big evidence of a crime of touching spaghet. Mostly left in Europe.
Touching spaghet and getting caught will get you the sentence of death.
I CANT EAT MY TOUCHED SPAGHET! ITS TOUCHED!
by Jesus with a Shotgun June 5, 2018
mugGet the Touched spaghetmug.

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