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Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.
After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.
by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022
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Red Rooster

Go to twitch and search deadmanchubz and ask him to eat red rooster
My name is deadmanchubz and i love red rooster chicken
by CucumberJoe September 6, 2022
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Red Rooster

Fried chicken that a man with a black beard and glasses should eat
Hi my freind deadmanchubz on twitch loves to eat red rooster chicken while gaming and streaming
by CucumberJoe September 10, 2022
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Rooster Thief

I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler
by anonymous November 19, 2022
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Roostering

(v) ˈru stərɪŋ

1a. To stay up until dawn
1b. To stay up until dawn because you were partying

2. the act of being a rooster/chicken

3. to embody the wisdom / traits of a rooster/chicken
I was roostering I had this gumbo I had to finish for thanksgiving. (Turkey is not to be confused with roosters/chickens; Turkey is a distinct species)

I seen the dood he was up at 7am, I know his (chicken) ass is Roostering
by joogness May 2, 2022
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Rooster Scone

When a Rooster (cult member from southern Illinois) becomes a scone. These are highly trained men in many aspects and you should be on high alert when around one. These soldiers are excessively well in consuming alcohol, gambling, stealing women, smoking anything that burns, and are highly trained experts in hand to hand combat as well as firearm combat. Also major dickheads. Just not the person you want to test, absolute TOP G's all around.
Man we just ran into a group of Rooster Scone's and they were smoking marb reds and had 6 blondes with them. What a group a badass men. I sure wouldn't mess with them.
by dirtymoney93 September 16, 2022
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Rooster fish

"HE'S SUCH A ROOSTER FISH , I CAN TELL"
by Ol' timer September 20, 2022
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